scaramouche: you know...boobs.
sentimentalizzy: yes, i know boobs. what about them?
scaramouche: yours are real, right?
sentimentalizzy: good grief. why does everyone ask me that? do i look like i have that kind of money?
scaramouche: no offense meant! they are very nice!
sentimentalizzy: oh. thank you.
scaramouche: it must be pretty great to have boobs.
sentimentalizzy: yes, it can be great. but it can also be difficult sometimes.
scaramouche: is it a lot like having jedi mind control powers?
sentimentalizzy: hahaha. jedi mind control powers?
scaramouche: flash a guy some cleavage and go "these are not the droids you're looking for..." bet he'll believe you.

And they fill out a dress nicely, too.