At that damn Mini-Stop, earlier this evening:

Girl: So...
Boy: Yeah. So...
Girl: (sighs) Let's not make this any harder than it has to be. We've talked things over so many times now, I'm completely tapped. This is it.
Boy: Yes, I guess you're right.
Girl: Okay. (pause) I will miss you, you know.
Boy: I'll...miss you too.
Girl: You can come by on Wednesday for the rest of your things.
Boy: What about my -
Girl: No, I'm keeping that. (gets up and heads for the door) But you can have all our friends. I don't like them as much as you do anyway.

Does anybody remember the fictional boyband 2ge+her? The one with the albums and TV show that parodied all the boybands that came out in the 1990's? Well, it looks like they were right; (say you had nothing but I called you bluff / you got my sweaters, my hat...I can`t find my cat!) The Hardest Part of Breaking Up - Is Getting Back Your Stuff.