10 November 2009 @ 04:35 pm
Taking the cue from [info]harajuko_girl's recent post, I guess it means these are things that make you less "desirable" for dates or love affairs, a disclaimer of some sort.

These are 5 reasons that you should not date me.
  1. Unless I love you, you can't take me to some cheap restaurant. I am high maintenance when it comes to food. Unless I love you, don't even suggest going to one.
  2. I do not charge my phone too much. Similarly, I do not reply to messages immediately, sometimes it takes me days or weeks to get back to your simple, "how are you?!" message.
  3. I do not comb my hair. If you're so bothered by my uncombed disposition, get a straight-haired mannequin. (My hair is impossibly manageable. I could use soap and I'd have my hair bouncing happily to softness when it dries.)
  4. I refuse to spend too much on anything except technology, food, bookstore stuff and books. Spending for everything else should be kept to a minimum. So don't expect me to be fashionable or spend on clothes.
  5. I make silly poses when you take my photo. If it were still analog, it would take a whole reel of film just to get a decent shot of me. I am a blur movement by myself.


The Girl From Table 42
Proof of Retarded Photo.

Also, this is my most current photo. See, uncombed hair!
 
 
Mood: listless
Music: The Cure - High | Powered by Last.fm
 
 
10 November 2009 @ 01:28 pm
Breakfast Meals are perhaps the only thing worth mentioning in Jollibee and McDonald's--save for Jollibee spaghetti and McDonald's cheeseburger. For me, it is the most comforting meal you would take for the day. Breakfast meals should be served all day, if you ask me.

So I guess one of the things that I am looking forward to doing very soon is to go to a Jollibee early morning in my house clothes and eating my favorite Jollibee Corned beef breakfast meal.

Jollibee Breakfast Meal


I know it does not sound exciting for some but I have always lived in a place where we had to actually dress up just to go out. Very soon, I shall be able to walk to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning. Very soon.
 
 
Mood: excited
Music: Lisa Hannigan - Splishy Splashy | Powered by Last.fm
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 11:30 pm
Disney's Alice in Wonderland (Smaller File)

Mark your calendars and set your time pieces. Disney’s “Alice in Wonderland” arrives in theaters on March 5, 2010. The above image has just been released by Disney. Want to see more? Join The Disloyal Subjects of the Mad Hatter on Facebook and help prepare his army! Do as The Mad Hatter says and you’ll be rewarded. You’ll be given orders like, “Do you want to see what I see? Then start shouting for it! I won’t release it until I’ve received 1,000 Likes. Please begin the praise now!”

From the press release:

From Walt Disney Pictures and visionary director Tim Burton comes an epic 3D fantasy adventure ALICE IN WONDERLAND, a magical and imaginative twist on some of the most beloved stories of all time.  JOHNNY DEPP stars as the Mad Hatter and MIA WASIKOWSKA as 19-year-old Alice, who returns to the whimsical world she first encountered as a young girl, reuniting with her childhood friends:  the White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the Dormouse, the Caterpillar, the Cheshire Cat, and of course, the Mad Hatter.  Alice embarks on a fantastical journey to find her true destiny and end the Red Queen’s reign of terror.  The all-star cast also includes ANNE HATHAWAY, HELENA BONHAM CARTER and CRISPIN GLOVER. The screenplay is by Linda Woolverton.

Capturing the wonder of Lewis Carroll’s beloved “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” (1865) and “Through the Looking-Glass” (1871) with stunning, avant-garde visuals and the most charismatic characters in literary history, ALICE IN WONDERLAND comes to the big screen in Disney Digital 3D™ on March 5, 2010.

 
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 08:51 pm

It had to happen — after cameos ranging from Green Arrow to Metallo to the Legion of Superheroes, Smallville’s getting one more DC character in the mix.

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The Wall is here. Amanda Waller, to be exact.

Michael Ausiello has announced that blaxploitation icon Pam Grier has been cast as the future Luthor presidency staffer/head of Checkmate, and will be around the show for at least several episodes.

Grier is said to join the cast during the January episode guest-starring the Justice Society. Pretty cool*, huh?

*Unless you are Troy Brownfield, who still thinks that CCH Pounder, who was the voice of Waller on the Justice League Unlimited series, is the only one who could fill Waller’s shoes.

 
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 06:21 pm

Considering how we’ve heard how Marvel intends to reboot certain underperforming film franchises — the Fantastic Four and Daredevil being two that spring to mind — MTV has some interesting news about the Spirit of Vengeance himself. Namely, that a reboot is not in Johnny Blaze’s future.

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“This story picks up eight years after the first film. You don’t have to have seen the first film. It doesn’t contradict anything that happened in the first film, but we’re pretending that our audience hasn’t seen the first film,” David Goyer told MTV. “It’s as if you took that same character where things ended in the first film and then picked it up eight years later—he’s just in a much darker, existential place.”

Goyer said he hoped that the next film — which will be darker and less over-the-top — would do the Ghost Rider franchise what Casino Royale did to reenergize the James Bond series. The thing I’m curious about is: will Nicholas Cage return? On the one hand, he wasn’t exactly hitting Leaving Las Vegas levels with the last film, but on the other hand, his recent financial troubles may make him a bit of a bargain for Marvel. What say you, Rama readers?

 
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 06:00 pm

Peeeeeeee Pazow!

MGM has announced that Prince Planet, the old black-and-white anime, will be rereleased on Hulu and YouTube starting today!

The series — not too dissimilar to those of Captain Marvel or Prime, Prince Planet assumed an unassuming alter ego named Billy, but his powerful pendant not only gave him superstrength and invulnerability, but also had a lot of similar qualities to the constructs of the Green Lantern power ring.
“We are pleased the tech team here at MGM invested the time and resources in digital restoration services to bring this series to life for the new digital age,” said MGM’s Director of Worldwide Digital Media, Yaoshiang Ho, in a press statement.  “From fans of classic animation to anime connoisseurs, viewers will be able to enjoy “Prince Planet” on demand and online in a way they’ve never seen it before through MGM’s digital media partners.”

Prince Planet originally hit Japan in 1965, hitting the U.S. the following year for a 13-year run on TV.

 
 
09 November 2009 @ 04:48 pm

What may be one man’s Sorrow can also be pretty darn lucrative — at least, if you’re Rick Remender and company.

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Shock Till You Drop has reported that the Punisher scribe has made a big hit in Hollywood, as the rights to his Image series Sorrow has been optioned by Twisted Pictures, the company behind the Saw films.

The series, written by Remender and Seth Peck with art by Francisco Francavilla, is about a seemingly deserted town that had been the center of government nuclear testing. But when four travelers break down near the town’s border, they find out there’s something hidden in the shadows.

 
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 04:32 pm
The Game's afelt

Sherlock Holmes is a character whose fame far outstrips the source material that birthed him. People seem to absorb Holmes lore via a sort of pop-cultural osmosis. You don’t have to read a word of Conan Doyle or even watch the movie adaptations to have Holmes’ indelibly etched on at least a tiny space in your brain. Like Tarzan, or even Superman and Batman, Sherlock Holmes is probably in your head whether you’ve made a conscious effort to put him there or not.

Holmes already prodigious profile is definitely on the ascendant these days. He’s featured in a comic series by Dynamite, TV hit House is, if not a straight adaptation, a definite riff on Holmes, and Holmes will even go head to head with zombies in the upcoming VICTORIAN UNDEAD. Most prominently in the zeitgeist, is second string Tarantino Guy Ritchie’s upcoming Sherlock Holmes film adaptation, a buddy action movie that threatens to bend the character out of all recognizable shape. With all of this Buzz floating around one of literature’s most enduring creations, it’s a good time to go back and look at the original legacy of a man who has a legitimate claim on the title world’s first Superhero.

Holmes influence on pop culture, especially comic book culture is enormous and obvious. Holmes didn’t drive around in a horse-drawn Holmesmobile, or wack his enemies with Holmesarangs, but he was a definite early prototype of the obsessive crimefighter, the consummate figure of esoteric skill, dedicated to a life of fighting evil. Batman is basically Holmes with a mask, a utility belt, and a ludicrous fortune. And, Although Dr. Watson never capered about in tights and short-pants, he’s a pretty obvious descendent of the comic book sidekicks of modern times. In fact, if you look at the original Holmes canon in the context of the superhero, all sorts of parallels pop up.

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THE ORIGINAL OBSESSIVE: Like Bruce Wayne or Frank castle, Holmes was pathologically focused on vanquishing crime. He had no personal life to speak of and When Holmes’ didn’t have a case to crack, he fell into deep melancholia. His crime fighting skill set, which included knowledge of everything from advanced chemistry to the properties of cigar-ash, was ludicrously exhaustive, his ability to deduce complex and specific truths from minutiae, nearly superhuman. For all his obscure knowledge, Holmes’ intellect was laser focused on crime fighting, often to the detriment of his basic social skills. As Watson puts it: “His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge”. In A Study In Scarlet, Watson is flabbergasted that Holmes does not know that the earth revolves around the sun. Holmes’ answer, in a nutshell, is that knowing celestial mechanics won’t help him catch crooks, so why waste the brainspace? Holmes is also constantly ruffling the feathers of the high-society types he mingles with, and although he’s certainly charismatic, he’d never be described as long on charm. Like Batman or the Punisher, Holmes is the kind of guy you want at your side when criminals are about, but not necessarily one you’d invite to your next dinner party.

Not Just Evil… EEEEEEEvil: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle can’t really claim to have invented the detective story (Edgar Allan Poe, J.S. LeFanu, and Willkie Collins have better claims) but he might have invented the first full blown super villain. In 1893’s “The Final Problem” Conan Doyle introduced the world to the diabolical Professor Moriarty, a man Holmes calls “The Napoleon of crime”, a mastermind whose brilliance made him almost untouchable.

In “The Final Problem” Moriarty bursts into the Holmes canon fully formed, emerging from a flurry of sudden exposition. Its pretty obvious that he was conceived on the fly by Conan Doyle for the sole purpose of introducing an arch-villain capable of offing Holmes. For all of Holmes’ talk of Moriarty’s spider like dominance of London’s underworld, Moriarty is never mentioned in any stories before “The final Problem”. Admittedly, the abrupt intro makes for pretty poor storytelling. Even Doomsday got a few lead-in issues to show how bad he was before he wacked superman. Nevertheless, Moriarty still leaves an inordinately large footprint on the Holmes legend, not just because he’s the man who “killed” Sherlock Holmes (more on that later) but because he fills a primal role. The concept of an anti-Holmes is so alluring, that, despite figuring in only 3 Holmes stories, and appearing directly only in one, Moriarty is almost as ubiquitous and influential in pop culture as Holmes himself and Conan doyle’s evocative descriptions of the evil professor still resonate today. Take this passage form “The Final Problem”:

He is the organizer of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected in this great city. He is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. He has a brain o fthe first order. He sits motionless, like a spider in the center of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them. He does little himself. He only plans, but his agents are numerous and splendidly organized…

He’s the template for Lex Luthor, Wilson Fisk, Dr. Doom and countless others, but Moriarty isn’t the only foe who, in the words of Mr. Smithers: “threatened to cross the line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy”. Holmes cases brought him in conflict with a rogues gallery that would be equally at home in Gotham City or Victorian London.

In “The Adventure of The Empty House”, Holmes squares off against Col. Sebastian Moran: “the 2nd most dangerous man in London”. Once Moriarty’s right hand, Moran is a prototypical mastermind’s henchman. A big game hunter, crooked gambler and all around cad, Moran does his dirty work with a silent-firing air rifle that shoots “soft revolver bullets.” Sure, it’s not an ice gun or a trick umbrella, but its pretty close to gimmick weapon territory, especially for the 1890’s.

The pulpier Holmes tales feature enough criminals with oblique M.O.s to fill a whole wing of Arkham Asylum. There’s Culverton Smith, the diabolical virologist in “The Adventure of The Dying Detective” who kills with germs, “The Adventure of The Devil’s Foot” features a series of murders that would do The Scarecrow proud, and “The Adventure of The Creeping Man”, one of the silliest Holmes tales, focuses on a gentleman whose biochemical experiences veer into some literal monkey business.

Unfortunately, Conan Doyle never got around to writing a story where all of these ne’er do wells team up to form The Legion of Dastardly Cads. Despite their often flamboyant methodologies, Holmes’s adversaries were never supernatural. If there was a hellhound menacing a rich lord, Holmes inevitably revealed that it was just a pooch in a costume, even when vampirism seems to rear its pale head in “The Adventure of The Sussex Vampire”, Holmes finds a rational explanation for the blood-drinking shenanigans in a mere 15 pages.

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, King of The Shameless Retcon: If Conan Doyle was a pioneer of the beloved super-villain convention, he was also the trailblazer of two of comicdoms more irksome clichés: the phony death and the forced retcon.

When Holmes took his seemingly fatal header of Reichenbach Falls in “The Final Problem” the world mourned. Magazine subscriptions were cancelled, Londoners wore black armbands, and the world clamored for the return of literatures greatest crime fighter. Like the Hal Jordans and Steve Rogers’ of today, Sherlock Holmes eventually conquered death itself at the behest of fanboy angst. Luckily, Conan Doyle (who, to his credit, sincerely intended for Holmes to stay dead) knew a secret that hack comic writers have depended on ever since: if there’s no body, there’s no death.

When Holmes returns in “The Adventure of the Empty House”, Holmes reveals to an aghast Dr. Watson that he was never dead at all. Holmes, like Will Eisner’s Spirit, had just been using his newfound anonymity to more effectively fight crime. Yes, the old gimmick of the mysterious death followed by convoluted reveal, that venerable resurrection method favored by the likes of Baron Zemo and Victor Von doom, may just have been invented by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, leaving hundreds of future comics creators deeply in his debt.

Conan Doyle also performed some first-rate continuity repair on Professor Moriarty. As previously mentioned, it was always a bit troublesome that Moriarty never got mentioned by Holmes before “The Final Problem”. Professor Moriarty, however, plays a role in the case depicted in In The Valley of Fear, a short novel penned several years after Moriarty’s intro in “The Final Problem”, yet set before the events of “Problem”. Savvy comic book readers will recognize this move for what it is: a plot-spackling, continuity detangling Victorian flashback retcon that would make Geoff johns proud.

So, the parallels between Holmes and the garish crime fighters of today are there if you look for them. They certainly weren’t lost on Alan Moore when he created The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, a series that integrates large chunks of Holmes lore into its milieu. You can’t take the concept too far though. There are no slugfests in Sherlock Holmes. Holmes’ whole shtick was that he was too smart to condescend to mere fisticuffs. When it was time to take the villains down, Holmes either tricked them into incriminating themselves, or marched into their hideouts with Scotland Yard as back-up. Gunfights are rare in the stories. There are no slow motion retreats from gigantic explosions, and, although there is a fair share of quipping, it’s not usually the kind that cane be boiled down into Hollywood catch phrases.

The Holmes stories are masterpieces of atmosphere and intrigue, where the action of a keen mind usually takes precedence over the action of a swung fist. Still, the original stories have a lot to offer the modern reader, especially super-hero and pulp lit fans. Sometimes the stories are dry logic puzzles, as in “The Mystery of The three students” other times, they’re full-on crime fighting adventures like the oustanding short Novel The Sign of Four. Horror fans will find tales with a twist of the Macabre like “The Disappearance of Lady Frances Carfax” or “The Adventure of the speckled band” appealing, and even when the tales are mediocre, (and some definitely are), the sheer iconic power of literature’s greatest sleuth shines through. That, ultimately, may be the strongest thread that connects Holmes to today’s comic book crusaders. He’s not just larger than life, he’s larger than his own legacy, even if 221b Baker street isn’t exactly The Batcave.

 
 
 
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He’s a genius, the voice of a generation, a connoisseur of fishsticks, a motherlovin’ lyrical wordsmith!

And now, Destiny herself has opened her doors to Kanye — and by that, I mean he is getting his own graphic novel. Via Midtown Comics, under the Independent section of their Graphic Novels:

THROUGH THE WIRE is a graphic memoir that illustrates the lyrics of twelve Kanye West songs to tell his story, from his decision to drop out of college to pursue his dreams in music, through his days spent folding chinos at the Gap while struggling at night to make a name as a producer, through the pivotal car accident that eventually set him on the course to stardom and the epiphany of realizing exactly who he had become.

The graphic novel, published by Simon and Schuster and drawn by Bill Plympton (yeah, I don’t know how he got involved with this, either), will be out later this week. It can’t be much more awkward than the ending of this. Or possibly this.

 
 
 
09 November 2009 @ 11:55 pm
Here are the things that I have to say over twitter today:

06:12 Good Morning, #BangonPinoy #

06:25 @marcodelatorre Good news! #BangonPinoy twitter campaign extended until Nov15! 1 tweet=P30! ow.ly/Atfa yeah, apparently so. #

14:30 Alex naman, matuto ka naman magcharge ng phone at least twice a week. Hindi weekly basis ang charging ng phone, anokaba. #

17:09 @nicklelove squatters don't have to pay taxes too much because they hardly earn anything. #

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09 November 2009 @ 12:30 pm

“I like to tell the history of Judaism through comics…When I was growing up, I never thought comics were connected to religion and culture”: That’s comics creator J.T. Waldman talking Judaism and comics in this profile in the religion section of the Pennsylvania Patriot News. The focus of the story is Waldman’s presentation on the subject with the clever title of “People of The Comic Book.” I wasn’t overly surprised to see the article spell Spider-Man’s name wrong (as “Spiderman”…come on, let’s get this in the AP Style Guide, already!). I was sort of intrigued when the article mentioned that “Waldman called Spiderman ‘a veiled story of Moses’” (they did mean Superman, with the infant in the rocket ship an analogy to the baby in the basket, right? Or are there parallels to Exodus I never noticed in the Spidey story? Is the radioactive spider analogous to the burning bush, and Uncle Ben is God and the Green Goblin Pharaoh…?). And I was pretty appalled when I saw that they got Waldman’s name wrong, calling him J.P. Waldman. It’s obviously too late to fix the print edition, but I don’t see any reason why the online version of an article has to have a pretty basic, embarrassing mistake like that up a few days after publication.

“I guess it’s truly time for me to forgive South Carolinians for firing on Fort Sumter. I hope, in 100 years or so, South Carolinians will forgive me for my own cheap shot”: Political cartoonist David Horsey talks at some length about the reaction to his cartoon mocking South Carolina.

“Early Buzz: Is Kick-Ass The Best Superhero Movie Ever Made?”: Yes, I’d definitely say that buzz qualifies as “early,” since the first trailer isn’t even due out until mid-month. I’m intensely curious about how they managed to make a whole Kick-Ass movie in the time it’s taken Marvel to publish just seven issues of the series. It’s not like artist John Romita Jr. is known for deadline blowing or drawing slow or anything, and yet Kick-Ass has been coming at about as regularly as Mark Millar’s Ultimates used to.

“Dropping a supernatural enemy into an environment that’s already so alien and strange is overkill, like setting a vampire movie on the moon”: Here’s the New York Times on Matt Phelan’s excellent The Storm in the Barn, which is covered as part of a round-up of various children’s books dealing with the Dust Bowl. Writer Jessica Bruder isn’t overly impressed, but then Bruder doesn’t think a vampire movie on the moon would be totally awesome, so I’m not sure whether I’d trust her opinion on anything else.

 
 
09 November 2009 @ 11:53 am

Find out more about Global Freezing here on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays or at ComicsByEgg.com.

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09 November 2009 @ 08:00 am
  • 14:57 Watched Into The Wild last night. Beautiful movie.. but it's hard to gauge how sympathetic we're supposed to be to the situation. #
  • 14:58 I mean, the dude was running away from home.. and, completely unprepared, basically committed suicide really, really slowly. #
  • 15:01 Despite Jill's hate for horror films, vampire films, violence, snow and movies in general.. she did enjoy Let The Right One In. #
  • 15:07 I can't imagine paying someone for an autograph.. that's what really gets me about conventions. What sort of memento is that? #
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09 November 2009 @ 08:00 pm
  • 20:21 That Telford guy in Stargate Universe is such an ass. :( #
  • 20:26 @ayeyer Try wading in a pool first? #
  • 20:57 @Ysharros Enjoy your game! :D It's 9pm where I'm at, so I'm actually heading to sleepytown soon myself. :D #
  • 21:16 New post on Games and Geekery Blog: Is Story the Death of Replayability? - wp.me/pEsxr-2t #
  • 21:18 Games and Geekery Blogpost on Nov 7: Two Dragon Age Related Tidbits - wp.me/pEsxr-2k #
  • 21:19 I gotta find a way to automate the twittering of my blogpost announcements. LOL #
  • 05:52 @Jaxom92 ah well. I'll just have to do it manually. No worries. :D #
  • 12:42 Back to school in a couple of hours. :) #
  • 15:55 Time to head out and get an education! :D #
  • 19:44 @irishcreamlatte I lol'd at the Your/You're thing. Retweeting. #
  • 19:45 RT @irishcreamlatte: Your ≠ You're. The first is a possessive adjective; the latter a contraction of "you" and "are." #
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Rotten #5

“Rotten” is a surprise on many levels and not exactly what you’d expect from a comic that traffics in zombies. First off, it’s set in the Wild West of 1877. And it’s packed with a number of issues that parallel our own time like Americans forced to accept a president who has not been elected by popular vote. Or Americans being manipulated during a crisis. I sat down with “Rotten” creator, Mark Rahner, and began with this tongue-in-cheek question: “Is there room for ‘Rotten’ to address universal health care?”

With a chuckle, Rahner quipped, “Being uninsured today sort of leaves you as screwed as you would have been in 1877. And, by the way, when they have those historic reenactments, they never have displays of people who lost all their teeth by thirty.” He then adds, “You’ll see a lot more connections. In Issues 7 thru 9, for instance, we’ll have a story arc about the denial of evolution. It’s to my shock and dismay that this is still an issue for debate but it is. Science exists independently of whether or not you believe in it.” Any chance of a direct reference to Sarah Palin? Rahner doesn’t rule that out but he stresses that you won’t be getting an obvious pop culture fix like a lab mouse reaching for its next food pellet.

In the upcoming Issue 5, one of the characters delivers a wonderful Shakespearen quote: “Have we eaten on the insane root that takes the reason prisoner?” Very classy and all too relevant to 1877 or today. Rahner: “With something like that, it helps to stress that this isn’t a cliché Western. It also underscores the fact that if anyone thought that just with Bush gone we’ve returned to reason is mistaken. And that quote hits on the central theme running throughout this comic: Americans being manipulated during a crisis, when fear trumps reason.”

Mark Rahner, and co-writer Robert Horton, have both written professionally as movie critics. Rahner calls himself the more boisterous one and Horton the more thoughtful one which sort of parallels the main characters, Agent William Wade and his trusty aide, J. J. Flynn. “We often talk and act like our characters,” says Rahner. Given their backgrounds, these guys are quite capable of seasoning their writing with just the right movie reference. In No. 1, you’ll find references to “The Molly Maguires” and “Yojimbo.” In 4 - 6, you’ll find the spaghetti Western, “The Great Silence.”

Aside from movies, Agents Wade and Flynn, share a vibe with James T. West and Artemus Gordon from the TV show, “The Wild Wild West” and, maybe even more so, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. “It wasn’t something we set out to do but, the Holmes/Watson connection is there. The story is in Flynn’s voice. It can’t be Wade’s. It can’t be from his perspective since he’s right in the middle of it all.”

I talked to Rahner more about horror movies. He prefers his horror to be serious and to be about something like George Romero and his movies, notably “The Night of the Living Dead” and “Dawn of the Dead.” Getting back to the Holmes/Watson dynamic, Rahner suggested a classic horror movie with humor, “Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter,” which “has a roving heroic hunter of monsters with a sidekick. It’s by the same creators of the TV show, ‘The Avengers’ and has that same wit.” Rahner even likes the sendup of the zombie genre and satire on society, “Shaun of the Dead.” But, as for “Rotten,” it is not going to break out of character. As Rahner says, “We are getting back to the roots and making it serious and about something.”

With the brilliant art of Dan Dougherty, “Rotten” is the real deal all the way around. When asked about Dougherty, Rahner admits that it’s not easy to work with Mark Rahner. “Dan will ask if he can spread out on the page something and I’ll just say, no, we have too much to cover.” Whatever the case, the final result is a comic that just keeps growing creatively and continues gaining buzz. FHM recently suggested that it’s only a matter of time before “Rotten” becomes a movie. “We’ve thought about that. We were thinking it could be cool to turn it into something for cable.” Time will tell.

One thing is clear, you couldn’t find a better spokesperson for “Rotten” than Mark Rahner. He is a well-spoken, funny and personable guy. It’s no wonder that, as part of his work as a reporter at The Seattle Times, he creates some really cool videos that accompany his written stories. A couple of recent standouts are Rahner’s investigation of bacon-flavored mayonnaise and a tour of the locale for “Twilight,” Forks, Washington . “All that is time-consuming. It’s hard to do humor, especially satire, and rely on it reading well on video. If you’re a control freak, like me, and want to keep all your juvenile humor intact, then you have to do it yourself.”

“I never wanted to do an honest day’s work,” jokes Rahner when asked how he got his start. “Seriously, it’s really like it is for anyone else who has something they need to follow. At twelve, I was telling people I was a writer, no matter how absurd that may have sounded. It’s about discipline and hard work regardless of what talent you may have. The better the writer is, the easier he makes it look. I don’t know of any other profession where people can chime in about your work and tell you how much you suck.”

And what else lies ahead for Rahner? For one, he and Horton have a new project, a 5 issue mini series, H.E.L.I.X. that is set in the present day but is also part of the “Rotten” universe. “All the stuff we’re doing is connected to one universe. You’ll see names pop up from previous work and things that happen in one title, set a hundred years ago, will affect another title set today. In H.E.L.I.X., Rahner promises “an exciting and even repugnant story at a break-neck pace set in Seattle that involves stem cell experiments, sexually transmitted diseases, a race to the clock with two partners who hate each other and people who die in ways that are vomit-inducing.”

Stay tuned to all things “Rotten” and the rest of the work published by Moonstone. And check in on what Mark Rahner is up to at his site.

 
 
 
08 November 2009 @ 08:01 am
  • 11:18 Watched The Queen and Borat with Jill and her mother last night. I'm going to make that 1001 Movies list my bitch. #
  • 11:19 Also, I know i'm in the minority, but I thought Bruno was much better than Borat. #
  • 11:19 Also.. Kitten Mittens, Dick Towel, Shot-Gun and EGG! #
  • 18:56 @sjmonkey One of these days, i'll know what it's like to be alone. *yearns silently* #
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08 November 2009 @ 08:01 pm
  • 20:31 Time to get some rest. :) Stop thinking about the teeth and the swelling and all. #
  • 05:09 @imtalkingames Trying to watch your livestream, but I think my net connection's too slow. It won't keep up and so the stream stutters. #
  • 05:51 @Ysharros Hope your water heater gets fixed soon so you can keep on writing. :) #
  • 05:59 @Ysharros From what you said, Im guessing you have an apartment? How come you're not paying for it? :) #
  • 10:06 @punkymcmunky *hugs* #
  • 16:12 Dragon Age just crashed on me.... blast it. #
  • 16:17 Thrice, I might add, at around the same area or basic transition point. #
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Tom and Jerry's Greatest Chases Volume 3

Warner Brothers’ WB Kids imprint is doing what Disney doesn’t: this holiday season, they’re adding to their extensive animation/home video catalog and taking some great old material out of the vault instead of putting it in.

For example, Tom and Jerry Greatest Chases Volume 3 hit the shelves on October 13. While this particular video used to be available on VHS, this is consumers’ first opportunity to own it on DVD and fans (as well as parents who hate the insipid, hyper-stimulating brain candy that passes for kids’ entertainment these days) can pick it up and relive some of the pair’s most popular and wild animated shorts. The disc contains 14 animated shorts, including “The Pecos Pest,” “Blue Cat Blues” and “The Night Before Christmas,” with the added benefit that if your kids (or you) like one or two much better than the rest, a DVD doesn’t wear out when replaying the track, the way videotapes used to.

Saturday Morning Cartoons 1960s Volume 2

In terms of preserving the feel of our childhood, there’s little more authentic than Warner’s collections of Saturday Morning Cartoons. Saturday Morning Cartoons 1960’s Volume 2 and Saturday Morning Cartoons 1970’s Volume 2 both hit on October 27, and are available at http://www.kidswb.com as well as at your local Wal-Mart. Featuring everything from Droopy Dog and Porky Pig to Magilla Gorilla and Sealab (the original, not the [Adult Swim] version), it’s like a mix CD you find deep in the recesses of you glove box from five years ago—even if Shazzan or Wally Gator haven’t aged as well as some of the other characters, the whole package feels like home in a way that’s as real as it is hard to quantify.

Saturday Morning Cartoons 1970s Volume 2

There’s a nice variety on each disc, with 13 episodes on the ‘60s collection and 12 on the ‘70s collection. Of course, there’s also the incentive to buy these in the form of the words “Volume 2,” which to me suggests that strong sales will encourage Warner Brothers to release more volumes in the future. With a little luck, we’ll start to see more of this stuff available in standalone boxes, like what Hanna-Barbera put out a few years ago. They started out with The Flintstones and The Jetsons (while Warner Brothers owns, and has similar collections for, Looney Tunes) and worked their way down to things like Top Cat by the time all was said and done.

 
 
 

Casper the Friendly Ghost 60th Anniversary HC

One of the charms of a collection of old comics (like Dark Horse’s upcoming Casper the Friendly Ghost 60th Anniversary Special hardcover, available on November 18) is the establishing stories. These days, it’s just kind of assumed that you know who most mainstream characters are. Even characters like Magog—whose promotion from Justice Society of America also-ran to titular anti-hero had fans and critics scratching their heads earlier this year—had a pretty healthy amount of development and exposition prior to Magog #1.

The reprinted first story of Casper the Friendly Ghost, however, needs to balance giving us an establishing tale with avoiding an origin story (cherubic children dropping dead to make cute, cherubic ghosts wasn’t really in the Harvey Comics style).

That said, almost immediately in the first story, Casper befriends a Richie Rich-looking prince, who is being sought by a huge and axe-wielding executioner. In the employ of the king’s brother, he has already slain the boy’s father when he enters the story looking to kill Casper’s new friend. It’s a little dark for today’s trauma-conscious kids’ publishing market, even if it does end happily and see citizens in the streets cheering the boy’s ascension to kinghood.

A downside to collectors looking for “a Casper collection” but a boon to Golden Age purists, this book reprints the first and sixth issues of Casper’s original, ongoing comic at Harvey. So, in keeping with what was common in comics at the time, this book is full of other characters printed in Casper’s original title, like the Huey, Dewey and Louie-like mice facing off against a menacing cat in “Herman” and Paddy the Leprechaun, whose villain Gambeen could have been a template for The Smurfs’ Gargamel. Baby Huey, one of the best known Harvey backup characters, also makes an appearance in the collection.

Each of Casper’s early appearances acts as though you’re totally unfamiliar with the character or the concept, giving him a page of three dedicated to an establishing beat that tells the reader why and how he came to be leaving ghosting school in favor of seeking friends among the living.

It’s interesting to see that by the sixth issue of his series, Casper had already become an animation phenomenon (as the cover reads “Paramount Pictures’ famous star” above Casper’s name). It’s a merchandising tie-in worthy of G.I. Joe or Transformers. By then, the whole issue was Casper’s, although they still retained the original format of short, barely-longer-than-strip stories. That’s something that, by and large, Casper’s publishers would continue to do for years—although writer Todd Dezago’s upcoming Casper & the Spectrals miniseries for Ardden Entertainment will actually see the character (along with Wendy and Hot Stuff, a couple of Harvey’s other most popular properties) translated into a format that comic book readers are a little more familiar with.

 
 
 
07 November 2009 @ 11:27 pm

Perhaps the greatest power—and danger—a huge fan of anything holds is her ability to be blinded by her adoration, losing all common sense, heaping compliments and rave reviews where none should go. And perhaps because I fear the real human potential to worship something beyond reason, I have a short list of things that have really withstood the test of time and will likely always blind me with delirious appreciation. I thought it would be wise to start my time at @Newsarama with a full disclosure of these biases. The shortness of this list does not mean I do not celebrate the genius of many, many, (perhaps too many?) things I have seen, or read, or experienced, but these and these alone blind my critical mind to the point of total idiocy and leave me immobilized with childlike wonder no matter how many times I’ve experienced them:

1) “X-Files” season 6 stand-alone episodes.
2) The running mindtrip of the 13th floor in Louis Sachar’s “Wayside School” series that blew my mind in 3rd grade.
3) “Werewolf Bat Mitzvah”
4) Corn-on-the-cob at summer fairs with that one spicy Cajun spicy salt on it
5) Alan Tudyk

Alan Tudyk - High School


I know full well not everyone will agree with me (corn?) but I just can’t help myself. I’m a HUGE fan. And while I know some feelings may fade with time, my worship of Mr. Tudyk (for you non-Polish-speaking people, that’s pronounced “Two-Dick”) has remained from the moment I almost wet myself watching him swing helplessly on a ropes course in that mostly awful Sandra Bullock movie, “28 Days.” I should stipulate, this is not a schoolgirl crush or creepy obsession. I am, quite simply, an unconditional fan. He could be in any medium and I will experience it and think it millions of times better just for him being in it. And I will gush about it, oh yes, I will gush.

Alan Tudyk - Firefly

Perhaps it goes without saying that his Hoban “Wash” Washburne in “Firefly” and “Serenity” was brilliant. This role brought me so much joy that I have since refused to refer to him by his first name, for fear that my distant lack of respect may somehow break the enchantment he has crafted with God or the Devil (or Mr. Whedon) that has enabled him to appear in pretty much everything cult since. Now on “V,” Mr. Tudyk continues the romp with his dark side that went into full swing when he played Alpha in “Dollhouse” (which was a terrifyingly and delightfully bumble bumble SLASH SLASH performance).

Alan Tudyk - V

So I knew Mr. Tudyk was amazing, and I was just minding my own obsessive business checking how many “V” episodes he will appear in online (I dare not say so as to not spoil the fun), when it dawned on me that this man-god does not live on SF and Whedon alone. In fact, I believe Mr. Tudyk has managed to wield the power of comedic timing and exceptional character acting unlike any before him and transcended into so many cult niches that it boggles the mind. Fans of virtually every cult genre of entertainment probably secretly adore Mr. Tudyk without realizing what else he’s done. He might very well be the Kevin Bacon of all things cult. Or perhaps just the warm, fuzzy Venn-Diagram center.

No matter what cult thing you enjoy, there’s a Mr. Tudyk for you:

British Comedies: see “Death at Funeral” (2007) (with an added bonus role in the “Spamalot” musical).  “Death at a Funeral” is your classic dark British comedy, featuring 1) a solid introduction of several opposing, involved characters, 2) those characters coming together to do something serious, 3) having it all descend into a comedy of exponential errors, 4) awkwardness, 5) priests. As the convincingly pale, British, tight-wound Simon, Mr. Tudyk roughly steals the show as a man on ecstasy at a funeral. His buttocks are also convincingly pale and British and appear whilst he is on a roof.

Anachronism: See “A Knight’s Tale” (2001).  As Wat, Mr. Tudyk leaves the nudity to Paul Bettany and dons ye olde fake talk exceptionally well.
(Note: after watching these two films, you will be convinced Mr. Tudyk is British, but actually, he’s from Texas.)

Vaughn/Stiller Vehicles and/or Pirates: See “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004). As Steve the Pirate, Mr. Tudyk satisfies both.

Full Apatow: See “Knocked Up” (2007). As the scummy entertainment exec, Mr. Tudyk uses hand gestures well.

People who like Will Smith movies and haven’t read Asimov: See “I, Robot” (2004).  Mr. Tudyk makes like Andy Serkis (”Gollum”) and becomes Sonny the self-aware robot.

All-Good-Fox-Shows-Get-Canceled Theories: See “Arrested Development” episode Season 2, Episode 6 “Meat the Veals” (2005). As Pastor Veal, Mr. Tudyk is the shadow self of Micheal Bluth and father to the endearingly forgettable Egg (Ann).

Sandra Bullock: See “28 Days” (2000). As Gerhardt, Mr. Tudyk cannot have sex until he can keep a plant alive.

(Note: After seeing this film, you will be convinced that Mr. Tudyk is gay and German. He would like his fans to know that he is neither. For more information, see his unofficial fansites: alantudyk.net, where I found the pics, and alantudyk.org.)

I thought it ended there.  But no.  You don’t even have to be a hardcore fan of any genre. Apparently, you just have to breathe to appreciate Mr. Tudyk.

Kids: See “Ice Age” (2006). He is the voice of Cholly. He is flatulent.

Gamers: Play “Halo 3” (2007) and “Halo 3: ODST” (2009). Like many other “Firefly” alums, his voice work is all over the Marines and later, Mickey.

Old People: see “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” Season 7, Episode 6 “Burn Out” (2005). As Carl the pedophile, Mr. Tudyk has his first brush with being evil.

Dads: see “3:10 to Yuma” (2007). He’s Doc Potter in this non-space Western. This is actually a great remake, also starring another undersung hero, Ben Foster.

So, I feel a little better. My unabashed fan love of Mr. Tudyk is likely shared with everyone in the known universe. Show me a person who does not appreciate Mr. Tudyk once they find out who he is, and I will try to cut a little V behind their ears to show you they are reptilian aliens. He is the pop rock of cult, adding the addictive fizzle to everything in which he appears, and I wish him many, many roles to come.

And you, @Rama readers, do you love Mr. Tudyk like I do? Is there anything that a little Mr. Tudyk couldn’t make better?